Though I attended RPI, which is generally considered an engineering school, my degree is a BS in Computer Science. I say that because I consider myself more of a scientist than an engineer at times. And honestly, we all start out as scientists, but many of us lose that along the way.
Anyone who has had a small child has observed a scientist in action. No, they’re not in a lab full of test tubes and beakers and flasks giving off noxious smells. But they are in the biggest lab there is, the world. They also don’t necessarily realize it. Nor do parents. But every time they drop a Cheerio, they’re testing gravity. Fortunately (or unfortunately depending on your point of view) so far every time they’ve managed to prove that gravity works. This is the most obvious example, but when you stop to think about it, much of the first few years of life is all about experimenting. Most of the time it goes well, but sometimes, as a burnt hand will attest, the experiment has a less than ideal outcome.
And it’s the fear of burned hands that leads to parents to utter that common refrain, “Don’t touch that!” or the variation “Don’t do that!”. Soon, over time, our experimentation starts to get reined in until we do very little of it. This can be inhibiting.
Years ago I used to teach an “Introduction to Windows” adult education class. It was I believe a 6 week class and I taught several over the course of a couple of years. It didn’t take me long to realize the biggest constraint on the students ability to succeed in the class was that they had internalized “Don’t do that, you might break something.” Once I realized that, half my teaching pedagogy simply became, “Touch that, you won’t break it, and if you do, it’s not a big deal, and if it is, we’ll fix it anyway.” Seriously, more than anything else, I had to encourage most of my students to experiment with the computer.
More recently I realized I had stopped doing as many experiments in my life as I should be doing. About 1.5 weeks ago I attended a Wilderness Medicine Conference a friend of mine had told me about. At the end of the very wet, cold, rainy day, a bunch of us went outside and tried to start a fire. Starting a fire, let alone in such conditions was something most of the students had never done. I had, but not in years. With some effort, and experimentation, including using the outside box of a single serving size package of Fruit Loops, we finally managed to get the fire going.
But this got me thinking. When I go hiking, I carry a tiny ziplock back in my jacket with some firestarting materials. They’re there in case of an emergency. But, the thing is, I had never actually tried them and realized if I didn’t know how well they worked in practice, I couldn’t rely on them in emergency. So, I went outside, and started a fire. And I learned that yes, my materials ARE adequate, but the dryer lint needed to be pulled apart more than I realized. I tried again later in the week, and added the use of a toilet paper roll to form sort of a chimney so the starting fire would draft better. This, and the better pulling of the lint worked even better and a single match was sufficient this time. This gave me more confidence that in an emergency, in less than ideal conditions I could get an actual fire going.
But, I wasn’t done! Our microwave broke this weekend. But, before I wrote it off, I wanted to make sure it wasn’t a fluke or something else. So, in this case I decided to get a bag of marshmallows and lay them out inside the microwave to see if I was getting ANY energy out of the magnatron. Turns out, nope, nada, nothing. So, today or tomorrow I will be buying a new microwave. But, it was a fun, and later tasty experiment.
Without delving deep into the scientific method here, I’ll say at a simple level, science is about having a hypothesis and testing it. The testing it is important.
To bring this back to SQL. First, you have a hypothesis that your backups will work. Have you tested that hypothesis? If not, do so immediately. Even if they do, you might learn something now that will be important when you have to do it for real. Perhaps you learn the volume your backups are on only has write access. Or perhaps you learn you need to retrieve your encryption keys and the person who controls access to them is on vacation. Or perhaps your RPO is 4 hours and the restore takes 6 hours. So, experiment.
Capture of a random query plan
Recently for one client I’ve spent some time experimenting with various changes to help improve the performance of some queries. Not everything I tried worked, but some things did. So, again experiment.
I’m curious what recent experiments you may have done, SQL or otherwise. What were their outcomes?